Marta at Mr. Hutt's mercy
According to the Tittle Tattler Tabloid, Marta has been kidnapped by a giant slug known as Mr. Hutt. He slimed up behind her at approximately 8 PM last night and ambushed her. Our sources say she put up a good fight, but eventually he overpowered her with his blubbery mass. Reportedly, a scantily clad Marta awaits rescue.
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WHOOOOOOAAAAA!! My sis’ got super hawt! Smokin’!
Luke – I’d appreciate it if you’d stop being lewd. What would Uncle Jar Jar think? Plus, you know I’m not comfortable in this getup. I’ve never looked good in gold…
Well, I think Han “Steve’ Solo wouldn’t mind a renewal of vows with you in that outfit! I mean, talk about the Empire Striking Back!
I agree with Marta, I think she’d look better in yellow……