Category: Mvent

Under the cover of darkness last night, the Spanish royal family flew Marta to Barcelona. During an early morning ceremony, the royal family officially adopted Marta and crowned her Infanta (Princess) de Catalonia. The royals woke up the 7,504,881 people in Catalonia, and they all sang “Moltes Felicitats, Infanta Marta!” “We have heard that her husband has an honorary title of pretty pretty princess,” said King Juan Carlos. “Now Marta is a step above him with her official title of Infanta de Catalonia.” When asked what expectations Queen Sofia had for Marta’s reign, the Queen responded, “El meu aerolliscador està ple d’anguiles.” Reportedly, Marta is traveling to her daffodil farm in Goobertown, Arkansas, to celebrate in style with the following people:

  • Superhero Brocbutt
  • Superhero Codpiece
  • Harold
  • Walmart shoppers
  • Lady Gaga
  • David Letterman
  • President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama (the kids had to go to school)
  • Dream master midgets
  • Mobots of CMU
  • Yusaf Islam
  • Tarzan, random kid, and chimpanzee
  • Harvard football team
  • Kermit
  • Steve (the hunk)
  • Suzanna (and Nugget)
  • Pete (Waffle Master)
  • Erin (Irish)
  • Kate (Style Master)
  • Michael (Four Loco Master)
  • Steph (Paul)
  • Carlos
  • Amanda
  • All parental units (Mr. and Mrs. Tsao, Mr. and Mrs. Biarnes)
  • Mr. Hut and Miss Piggy were not invited.

Infanta Marta hanging out with her Royal peeps.

Marta, Spain's royal treasure, with the other royals.


Steve’s Special Birthday Message

Steve decided to start off the festivities the right way!

Marta vs. the Harvard Football Team

Marta won a sushi eating contest against the Harvard football team. They were such pansies. After the contest, she gloried in her victory as the rice painfully expanded in her tummy. To alleviate her discomfort, she launched into some of her favorite feel good songs (click here to listen to the song mix).

The sushi rice expanded at an alarming rate, but Marta still gloried in her victory.

Tarzan and His Fav Friend

According to the Tittle Tattle magazine, Marta is so psyched about her approaching birthday that she can’t sit still. She escaped the snow and ice and headed to Costa Rica to swing through the trees with her pal Tarzan (no zip lines for them!).

Tarzan ditched Jane and spent some quality time with Marta in the jungles of Costa Rica.

Tarzan, Marta, and friends.

Aging Her Steve

A zealous Marta fan (probably a jealous guy) decided to age Steve so that Marta will recognize him when he’s 72 years old. I think that the guy aged Steve just to make Steve look bad. What do you think?

Steve dealing with a few wrinkles at the ripe age of 72.

Marta’s Dream Sequence

Inside sources say that Marta is very tired today. One of her fans climbed up to her balcony and peered through her windows. Allegedly, she is currently curled up in bed and taking a little nap….zzzzz…..

Shower Karaoke Time

Marta’s husband caught her singing these songs in the shower:


Marta Frolicking in the Tulips

A source close to Marta reported that Marta celebrated her new found freedom by tiptoeing through the tulips. Some sketchy person hiding in the bushes said that she was singing these songs:

The word tulip, which earlier appeared in English in forms such as tulipa or tulipant, entered the language by way of French tulipe and its obsolete form tulipan or by way of Modern Latin tulīpa, from Ottoman Turkish tülbend ("muslin" or "gauze"), and is ultimately derived from Persian dulband ("turban").

Harold, Our Hero!

Marta the Road Warrior (with Harold)


Harold came and busted Marta out of the slug’s palace. Marta insisted on driving the bike (of course). They popped wheelies on the highway. When they got back to Marta’s place, Harold played the banjo and they sang Cat Stevens’ songs together.

Harold and Marta

Marta Terrorized by Mr. Hutt

Apparently, Mr. Hutt has forced Marta to wear a blond wig and pose for an intergalactic magazine of dubious quality. Will anybody save her???

Poor Marta! Forced to be a blond!