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Dream Date with the Big K

Mr. Kermit and Marta were spotted having a little pre-celebration date. The Swedish chef himself prepared his signature meatball dish. According to our sources, Marta felt that Kermit would appreciate her more if she wore a Miss Piggy wig. When she found out that Kermit preferred fiesty brunnettes, she yanked off the wig and went au natural. They were sighted at many of Boston’s hottest clubs showing off their frogalicious moves.

Kermit and Marts enjoying some alone time.



Today Marta was spotted doing the Catalonian meringue as she listened to this merry mix about all things yellow.

The songs inspired her to go on another yellow shopping spree. She bought herself a yellow house and car in San Francisco.

If you're going to have a vacation home, make it a yellow one.

The Carnegie Mellon Robots are even discussing Marta’s birthday. …check it out

Would Marta climb, crawl, squirt, or fly?? Vote here:

Marta flew to Dubai to have dinner with Yusaf Islam (Cat Stevens) and his family. After dinner, Yusaf and his son pulled out their guitars and Marta joined her alto voice with theirs to sing “If you want to sing out, sing out.” Then they talked late into the night about this wild world as the moonshadows draped themselves across Dubai.

Marta hanging out with the Islam family.

Yusaf agreed to put Marta on the re-release of the best of Cat Stevens. He renamed it "Moonshadows and Shenanigans."

Deep Thoughts from Marta

Marta's brain passes telepathic molecules through osmosis (that's how we know what she's thinking).

Do we abbreviate ADD because it’s too long to say?

Marta had a fishy encounter on the street today. So she decided to buy a fish! Click here to vote on her fishy’s new name!

Marta gettin' fishy

Marta actin' fishy

A Presidential Day for Marta

Marta was invited to the White House to shoot some hoops with the President. After setting a good example for obese children all over the United States by exercising, they swung by Five Guys and grabbed some burgers to go (President Obama got one with no mayo and Marta got a cheeseburger with grilled onions ). Marta had a brief science lesson with the Obama girls and gave the President some pointers for the State of the Union Address. Then they boarded Air Force One and got down to business.  Marta presented research that showed the deplorable state of science education in the U.S. President Obama was shocked and expressed concern that American innovation will lag behind other nations unless we rectify this problem. He pledged to address this issue after he fixes the economy and settles “this health care thing.”

Just showing the President how it's done...

Marta squeezed in some time for a little science lesson with the Obama girls.

Marta (wearing a sexy blue pant suit) and President Obama

Lady Gaga Dishes about Marta

What will Lady Gaga say about Marta?

Here’s a preview of Lady Gaga on the Late Show tonight.

Scatting at the Evil Empire

After going on a farm buying shopping spree earlier this week, Marta decided she needed to buy some more mundane items. She visited the evil empire: Walmart. She found Walmart to be pretty dull so she  hijacked the loudspeaker from a bewildered Walmart employee and started scatting on the loudspeaker to the delight of all the other bargain shoppers. After her performance, she received a standing ovation and a life time’s supply of toilet paper. Soon after this incident, Walmart’s stock prices rose by 6 cents. A spokesperson from Walmart said, “Ms. Marta is welcome to come back to any Walmart store and scoot or skidatter or whatever anytime she wishes.”

Skibskib dibbity doo wop shaw wanna be shiggitty shig dig dog gwow gwow ki kira kee ki kira kee cockadoodledoo shimading dong bibitty bobbity boo

For an official scatting lesson from Grampa Scatman, watch