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Under the cover of darkness last night, the Spanish royal family flew Marta to Barcelona. During an early morning ceremony, the royal family officially adopted Marta and crowned her Infanta (Princess) de Catalonia. The royals woke up the 7,504,881 people in Catalonia, and they all sang “Moltes Felicitats, Infanta Marta!” “We have heard that her husband has an honorary title of pretty pretty princess,” said King Juan Carlos. “Now Marta is a step above him with her official title of Infanta de Catalonia.” When asked what expectations Queen Sofia had for Marta’s reign, the Queen responded, “El meu aerolliscador està ple d’anguiles.” Reportedly, Marta is traveling to her daffodil farm in Goobertown, Arkansas, to celebrate in style with the following people:

  • Superhero Brocbutt
  • Superhero Codpiece
  • Harold
  • Walmart shoppers
  • Lady Gaga
  • David Letterman
  • President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama (the kids had to go to school)
  • Dream master midgets
  • Mobots of CMU
  • Yusaf Islam
  • Tarzan, random kid, and chimpanzee
  • Harvard football team
  • Kermit
  • Steve (the hunk)
  • Suzanna (and Nugget)
  • Pete (Waffle Master)
  • Erin (Irish)
  • Kate (Style Master)
  • Michael (Four Loco Master)
  • Steph (Paul)
  • Carlos
  • Amanda
  • All parental units (Mr. and Mrs. Tsao, Mr. and Mrs. Biarnes)
  • Mr. Hut and Miss Piggy were not invited.

Infanta Marta hanging out with her Royal peeps.

Marta, Spain's royal treasure, with the other royals.


Dream Date with the Big K

Mr. Kermit and Marta were spotted having a little pre-celebration date. The Swedish chef himself prepared his signature meatball dish. According to our sources, Marta felt that Kermit would appreciate her more if she wore a Miss Piggy wig. When she found out that Kermit preferred fiesty brunnettes, she yanked off the wig and went au natural. They were sighted at many of Boston’s hottest clubs showing off their frogalicious moves.

Kermit and Marts enjoying some alone time.

Steve’s Special Birthday Message

Steve decided to start off the festivities the right way!

Marta vs. the Harvard Football Team

Marta won a sushi eating contest against the Harvard football team. They were such pansies. After the contest, she gloried in her victory as the rice painfully expanded in her tummy. To alleviate her discomfort, she launched into some of her favorite feel good songs (click here to listen to the song mix).

The sushi rice expanded at an alarming rate, but Marta still gloried in her victory.

Are there crash courses on how to fly?

Tarzan and His Fav Friend

According to the Tittle Tattle magazine, Marta is so psyched about her approaching birthday that she can’t sit still. She escaped the snow and ice and headed to Costa Rica to swing through the trees with her pal Tarzan (no zip lines for them!).

Tarzan ditched Jane and spent some quality time with Marta in the jungles of Costa Rica.

Tarzan, Marta, and friends.


Today Marta was spotted doing the Catalonian meringue as she listened to this merry mix about all things yellow.

The songs inspired her to go on another yellow shopping spree. She bought herself a yellow house and car in San Francisco.

If you're going to have a vacation home, make it a yellow one.

The Carnegie Mellon Robots are even discussing Marta’s birthday. …check it out

Would Marta climb, crawl, squirt, or fly?? Vote here:

Aging Her Steve

A zealous Marta fan (probably a jealous guy) decided to age Steve so that Marta will recognize him when he’s 72 years old. I think that the guy aged Steve just to make Steve look bad. What do you think?

Steve dealing with a few wrinkles at the ripe age of 72.